Marcie
Host · Gold-Digger
A petty, self-centred gold-digger and quite possibly the world’s worst interviewer.
★ Winner: Best Interviewer, an award that does not exist
A comedy music series · Live from the El Mocambo
Help,I’m At TheElmo!
The biggest and brightest stars on Earth. Only it’s not really them.
As Seen On:NowhereNot CBCDefinitely Not NetflixYour Aunt’s FacebookA Fridge Door
Taylor Swift announces ultra-exclusive vinyl variant pressed onto the heads of two bald guys she met at a party
Trivia: the planet Jupiter was once a non-credited member of ABBA
Health experts confirm Keith Richards’ lip grease is on just over half of all cigarettes ever smoked
Los Bravos singer no longer wants his baby back — he’d rather have a big tangy stick of rhubarb
Tonight: Ray Davies! Drake! (Caption: No. No, they aren’t.)
Chompers, world’s oldest alligator, still has bits of Johnny Weissmuller stuck in his teeth
The Show
Help, I’m At The Elmo!
“Help, I’m At The Elmo” is a cross between The Office, Entertainment Tonight and The Trump Cabinet. The entire show is a rickety boat of chaos and backstabbing kept afloat on a sea of bald-faced lies and jaw-dropping incompetence. And it all takes place under the legendary roof of one of the most famous rock clubs in the world!
Our Philosophy
Reality? Hard pass.
Reality can be such a severely limiting construct and the show’s creators were just way too smart to fall into that trap. “I’m At The Elmo: books the biggest and brightest stars on Earth, only it’s not really them. They have mind-blowing exclusive, blockbuster news stories that never happened. They win huge prestigious awards honouring their work, that don’t exist. None of this would be remotely possible if they were lashed to the outdated mast of honesty and integrity.
Our Three Main Stars
The “Talent”(sic)
Ben
Co-Host · Impeccably Groomed
Homeless because he spends every penny he makes on expensive suits and personal grooming products… oh, and he’s also not a very good interviewer.
★ Also somehow the guests’ Uber driver. No car.
Tiffany
The Intern · Over It
Young, smart, disgruntled and bitter, and handed all the jobs nobody else wants to do. A fantastic interviewer, if she weren’t doing everyone’s laundry.
★ Do not drink the coffee she brings you
Marcie is a petty, self-centred gold-digger and quite possibly the world’s worst interviewer. Ben is homeless because he spends every penny he makes on expensive suits and personal grooming products… oh, and he’s also not a very good interviewer. Tiffany, the intern, is young, smart, disgruntled, bitter and foul-mouthed and is handed all the crap jobs nobody else wants to do. She would be a fantastic interviewer, if she wasn’t doing their laundry, cleaning their dressing rooms and pissing in the coffee she brings them every morning.
And finally
Our Killer Closing Argument:
*cricket noises*(we’ll get back to you)
The Pilot
Watch the pilot
Coming Soon
Starring nobody you think it is
Now with40% more pilot!
Contact / Connect
Book the stars.
(Not the real ones.)
Partners, press and producers: get in touch with Miss Marcie, Canada’s Pinup Girl.